When the weather freezes, the snowflakes start falling, the festive decorations appear, you definitely know it's that time of the year! That time we all look forward to; spending time with family, around a dazzling Christmas tree, eating a delicious Christmas meal, drinking hot chocolate, and more importantly exchanging Christmas gifts! Christmas presents that are so unique that are guaranteed to put a smile on everyone's face.

Surprise your family and friends with these hilariously funny, quirky and unique Christmas gift ideas!

Christmas Cards

Be sure to send your family and friends your best wishes this Christmas, by including humorous, festive, or bold Xmas cards, along with your present. Designed in Ireland, by a group of “funny designers,” our greeting cards are printed on high quality paper, in multiple funky designs, that aim to provoke laughter.

Funny Novelty Socks

We will definitely “knock your socks off!” with our witty, twisted, and humorous socks designs, that are cool and funky to wear. Fashionable, our novelty socks are produced with soft combed cotton for comfort, and spandex material for long lasting! Order your pair today!

Beer Making Kit

Equipped with everything one needs to brew their own beer multiple times, along with instructions, and recipe kits, our beer making kits are the ideal present for beer lovers.

Scratch Maps

Traveling to Ireland soon? Make sure not to miss the best craft brews and the coolest pubs in Dublin and across Ireland, with our unique scratch map souvenir gifts, that are designed with a foil material, that can be simply scratched off, once you've been to a pub on the list and  to reveal a cool hand drawn illustration of your new favourite drinking hole!

Eat a Dick

Pissed off from a family member or friend? Get back at them this Christmas, and remind them how big a dick they are, by surprising them with a deliciously hard, tasty, all natural, organic chocolate rich penis, packed in a box. Shocked, they will soon realize that SIZE DOES MATTER!

Unusual Board Games

“Get you game face on” and get ready to play creative board games, and unusually hilarious drinking games this Christmas. Give our “Brain Teasers,” “Fake News,”  “Cards Against Humanity,”” Action Movie Trivia” games a try. We promise, they won’t disappoint! 

Big Boobs Bowls

Give your husband or wife something to think about this Christmas, with our big boobs bowls; the ideal quirky novelty gifts for boob lovers!

Perpetual Disappointments Diary

The Guardian calls it “Cheeringly depressing,” Metro calls it “Best. Diary. Ever,” these are just a few reviews to describe the Perpetual Disappointments Diary, that is designed to be a downbeat journal for pessimists, cynics and losers. The diary itself, is filled with Realistic Mindfulness Prompts, Demotivational Proverbs, Unhelpful Folk Rhymes, Bleak Strategies, Even Worse Case Scenarios, Boring Crosswords, Notable Deaths, Bank Insecurity Questions, People Who Never Call, Notes Towards A Dull Novel, Pointless Doodles.

From Crook to Cook

The Snoop is sharing his cooking wisdom, along with 50 of his favorite recipes, from the simple baked mac & cheese, to the mouthwatering orange chicken, to sophisticated Lobster Thermidor and Filet Mignon; the doggfather's got you covered! Don’t miss this opportunity to surprise culinary lovers with this amazing recipe book on Christmas day!

S'mores Kits For 2

Create ooey gooey s’mores in your own house, with our S'mores Kits, that includes 4 gourmet vanilla bean XO marshmallows, 1 bar of Hershey’s chocolate and 4 homemade xo gluten free grahams. It's easy and simple to make, just start by roasting the marshmallows, and then placing them between the two grahams, along a small piece of Hershey’s chocolate  to create your very own ooey gooey sandwich. Yummy!

Huggable Sloth

Our huggable sloths are super duper merchandise gifts, that are produced with a built-in pad that can be either heated in the microwave, to keep you warm in the winter, or cooled in the freezer, to keep you cool in the summer, and alleviate sore muscles. Filled with natural buckwheat grains and lavender, these cute gifts can also help anxiety. 

How To Live With A Huge Penis

OMG, is a genetic birth defect that grows the penis to absurd proportions. Discover meaningful advice, about unzipping and coming out to your friends and family, sharing your pain about sexual intercourse with a huge penis, and finding out about unexpected advantages of a huge penis, and more...

World Cup Sports Jerseys

GOOOAAAL!!!! Relive the glory years of Irish football and soccer, with our retro looking Football Jerseys from Euro 88, Italia World Cup 1990, USA 1994. Supplied in a wide range of sizes, these football shirts are the perfect sport memorabilia to surprise sports lovers!

MAKTUS Gift Box

Can’t be home for Christmas, worry not! Ship your family and friends a MAKTUS gift box filled with a Bag of Cans cotton tote bag, a mug, an enamel pin, a copy of the Irish Home Essentials book, two coasters, two fridge magnets, finger hands, a surprise stocking filler, a selection of Irish sweets, postcards and a greeting card, to give them a taste of the Irish culture.